SOFT AND DRY

from Gnarmaste by the Gnar Gnars

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We're here to talk about the moisture
he gon' rob from your bearded oyster
he gon' leave em soft and dry
he'sh the besht in the business
get up come on get down with the limpnesh
he'sh gon' leave em shoft and dry
honey bucket gon' be at dirty Dust Bowl
weiner gon' look like a flimsy flag pole
he's gon' leave ya Soft and Dry
Turning all your cukes into lumpy gherkins
jacked up lady bits won't be workin'
he gon' leave ya soft and dry

Soft and Dry soft and dry
he'll leave your junk Soft and Dry

When it comes to genitalia
you know that boy will fail ya
he's gonna leave em soft and dry
He doesn't need any potion
just a simple selfish notion
he's gonna leave em soft and dry
He's the type of guy that makes your panties fall up
prolapse, piss flaps gonna dry up
he's going to leave you soft and dry
Jerk off in the park and make your doggy throw up
he's the dude from no girls no cup
he's gonna leave ya soft and dry

soft and dry soft and dry
your penis is going to be soft and your vagina dry

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from Gnarmaste, released June 28, 2022

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