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SMALL DICK ENERGY

from Gnarmaste by the Gnar Gnars

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lyrics

I want to be the leader of this falling world
perhaps that will make me feel better
it doesn't help the fact that my penis looks like
a button on a fur sweater

when I go home and fuck my cat (when he goes home he fucks his cat)
it doesn't wake up from it's nap (it's fucking dead it's not a nap)
but I don't really give a crap (he doesn't really give a crap)
a tiny penis is where it's at (tiny penis)

I want to destroy you all
because my weiner is so small
None of the ladies will date me
cuz I'm hung like a jalapeno chili
yes all I want is power Fame and money bitch
and to watch the world crumble in my hands
and though my penis is quite miniscule
I got an oversized urethra gland

When I go home and fuck my cat (it's an opossum not a cat)
it doesn't wake up from it's nap (it's fucking dead it's not a nap)
but I don't really give a crap (he doesn't really give a crap)
a tiny penis is where it's at (tiny penis)

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from Gnarmaste, released June 28, 2022

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