RICHARD GNECKMAN

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Dick neck Steve was a dick neck man
from The Faraway planet of Dickneckistan
he had a dick for a neck and balls for hands
vaginas for feet on which he ran
vaginas for feet that's hard to believe
the thing that should not be dick neck Steve
the tits on his back were his Saving Grace
not to mention the clitoris in the middle of his face

and so he wanders the streets alone
no one who cares no place to call his home
he cries himself to sleep with sticky tears every night
cuz nobody loves a dick neck
dick next Steve they all ran when they saw you coming
Dick neck Steve you are filthy slut you had it coming
Dick neck Steve you live your life so sad and lonely
dick neck Steve only wanted to be human

Dick neck Steve well he looked just fine to me
I mean who really cares if his ears leak pee
and yeah it's kind of gross he's got those labia toes
and when he gets aroused his dick neck grows

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from Gnarmaste, released June 28, 2022

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