I fuck vacuums
Good evening concert may I borrow your vacuum to screw
I'm a Dirt Devil I'm a Dirt Devil Man
I'm a Dirt Devil I'm a Dirt Devil Man
when I was 12 like any boy I was in too many things
like making love to appliances for 20 second Flings
I made a promise to my baby boo that those days were dead and gone
but it never fails that Coily Tail it turns this bastard on because
I'm a Dirt Devil I'm a Dirt Devil Man
I used to rock a Hoover but now I'm a Devil man
She nearly sucked my balls clean off but it didn't stop my fun
my mommy caught me fuckin it and she sent me to a nun
who locked me and the cellar man she threw away the key
but I broke out got a kitchen knife and cut her gingerly because
I'm a Dirt Devil on a dirt devil man
I used to f*** a Dyson but now I'm a devil man
Well it ain't no watermelon with the whole cut in the side
but I like to pork my vacuum with pride
Well my uncle beat me half to death when I banged his filter queen
it was worth it man the suction made my urethra mighty clean
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